Three friends decided to bet each other $100 on who could make their wives scream more from sex.
They all go home to have sex with their wives and make them scream.
The next day the meet. The first friend says,
"I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screaming for at least 1 1/2 hours."
The second friend says,
"That's nothing, I start licking my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and half hour after that."
The third friend says,
"That's nothing, I made love to my wife for ten minutes, I came a couple times I wiped my d*ck in the curtain and she's still screaming now."

Ilk!

Ladies and gentlmen the new Benny Hill. Bravo.