Two Texan men are talking about their favourite sexual position.

One says he likes the Rodeo.
The other has never heard of it so he asks what is is.

His friends says, you mount your wife from behind, then you reach round and cup both her boobs in your hands. Then you say 'wow, these feel just like your sisters'.

Then you see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

Hahaha that was a good one!

thats some funny *** **** right there!!!!!!

A Texas cowboy and a California cowboy were ridin' the range when they came upon a cow with its head stuck in a fence.
The Texas cowboy said to himself, "Hmmph, Im a gonna show this California cowboy how we do things in Texas".....
So he jumped off his horse, sauntered up to the cow, dropped his pants....and began screwing the HELL outta that cow.
When he was done, he pulled up his britches, got back on his horse, and said to the California cowboy..."THAT'S how we do things in Texas!"
Not wanting to be outdone, the California cowboy exclaimed, "Well that ain't sheeet! Watch this!"....and he jumped off his horse, ran up to the cow, dropped his pants........

....and bent over and stuck his head in the fence.

Maybe there must be some words more like........also don't using the hand to ride so........