A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go home and come back now?" he asks.

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."

So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.

She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office.

She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too."

LOL damn!!!! ahaha

lol

lol thanks for sharing

well i was having a bad day til i came here....lol

ha ha ha ha ha

OUCH NOW THAT HAD TO HURT


BUT STILL DAMN FUNNY

Lol!! Too funny!!

here's one I heard a while back:

The winner of the World's Strongest Man competition decides to open up a bar with his prize money. In celebration of his victory, he sets up a lemon squeezing contest - the bartender squeezes all the juice out of a lemon, and if anyone else can squeeze out one more drop, he or she will win $1000.

The competition goes on for months with no winners until finally one day a tall nerdy guy with glasses and a tie goes in and asks to try the contest. The bartenders laughs at him, but the nerd insists. So, the bartender squeezes a lemon, get every drop out and hands it to the nerd... who then proceeds to squeeze not one, but two drops out. Just when everyone is freaking out, he squeezes again and gets three drops out.

Flabbergasted, the bartender asks... "Gee, mister... who are you?" The nerd replies, "Oh... I'm Gene. I work for the IRS."