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Tue 11/13/07 09:29 AM
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go home and come back now?" he asks.

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."

So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.

She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office.

She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too."

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Tue 11/13/07 01:03 AM
someone has to be the adult here, and im glad its you.flowerforyou

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Tue 11/13/07 12:34 AM
you did the right thing, trust me. for the blue balls, handle them yourself.:wink: but no my friend you did the mature thing and im proud of you. give yourself a pat on the backflowerforyou

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Mon 11/12/07 10:14 PM
i loved this, so funny!!!!!!laugh laugh

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Mon 11/12/07 10:12 PM
hello and welcome to the family:wink:

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Mon 11/12/07 10:11 PM
wtf!!!

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Mon 11/12/07 10:09 PM
(((((TRUEJEDI))))):heart: :heart:

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Mon 11/12/07 10:08 PM
NO AGE!!!!! DONT DO IT!!!!

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Mon 11/12/07 10:07 PM
i wish i was riding barebacklaugh

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Mon 11/12/07 10:06 PM
HAPPY VET'S DAY!!!! THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO!!!flowerforyou

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Mon 11/12/07 05:42 PM
nicken, can i borrow your bear???laugh

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Mon 11/12/07 05:42 PM
im single and i enjoy it, but i do miss having that special someone. but i think special someones just dont exist in so. cal!!!!!laugh

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Sun 11/11/07 07:56 PM
welcome jessica!!!! have fun:wink:

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Sun 11/11/07 04:35 PM
loved sanford and son. aunt esther was the best!!!!!:wink:

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Sun 11/11/07 04:22 PM
puffins, hugs for you (((((((:heart: :heart: )))))))

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Sun 11/11/07 04:09 PM
and now the freakin strike!!!!!!!

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Sun 11/11/07 04:08 PM
people are on here from all over the world.

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Sun 11/11/07 04:03 PM
hi patrick, welcome and have fun:wink:

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Sun 11/11/07 04:03 PM
39, im almost there baby!!!!!!!!:wink:

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Sun 11/11/07 03:55 PM
hey oregon, welcome and have fun:wink:

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