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FREEZE! Got an itch. Behind my ear! Scratch, scratch, scratch. Shake it out. Strut around living room. I'm bad. And hypertensive. For I am a pug.
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i'm a yapper---wait--smoke break------
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I'm staring at you again. Remember I'm playful and have ungodly stamina because I'm a pug and I can't find my playtoy. That thing with the frayed ends. Whered ya put it?
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well welcome to the world of ungodly stamina--
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Too late! All that beer went right through me. Just peed on your christmas issue of playboy. You taught me to go on the paper. Love me still?
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ugh--don't tell you peed on my christmas issue i just chewed on--
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Like a child anything within a 20 inch reach is my domain. Phone bill on table? Not anymore. Can you hear me now? Pant, pant, pant.
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Like a child anything within a 20 inch reach is my domain. Phone bill on table? Not anymore. Can you hear me now? Pant, pant, pant.
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hey lhb--gotta run--this dog stuff made my morning--
have a good one |
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Whadya put on these shoe laces? They taste good. Chew chew.
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FREEZE! What's that rumble? Bowel movement? Must be that bar of soap I chewed up in the bathroom. Or maybe that rabbit poop I ate in the yard. I thought they were coco puffs that you eat for breakfast. Oh no. Kitchen floor. Uggh. Wipe feet on the plush barber carpet.
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My playtoy! Shake, shake, shake. Look at it. Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
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aaaaahahaha
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Nap time! Plop! Zzzzzzzz.
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