A MAN WHO WORKED FOR THE FIRE DEPARTMENT CAME HOME FROM WORK ONE DAY AND TOLD HIS WIFE,
"YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A WONDERFUL SYSTEM AT THE FIRE STATION. BELL 1 RINGS AND WE ALL PUT ON OUR JACKETS. BELL 2 RINGS AND WE ALL SLIDE DOWN THE POLE. BELL 3 RINGS AND WE'RE ON THE FIRE TRUCK READY TO GO. FROM NOW ON WE ARE GOING TO RUN THIS HOUSE THE SAME WAY. WHEN I SAY BELL 1, I WANT YOU TO STRIP NAKED. WHEN I SAY BELL 2, I WANT YOU TO JUMP IN BED. WHEN I SAY BELL 3, WE ARE GOING TO SCREW ALL NIGHT."
THE NEXT NIGHT HE CAME HOME FROM WORK AND YELLED
"BELL 1"
THE WIFE TOOK OFF ALL HER CLOTHES.
"BELL 2" THE WIFE JUMPED INTO BED.
"BELL 3"
THEY BEGAN SCREWING. AFTER 2 MINUTES THE WIFE YELLED
"BELL 4"
"WHAT'S THIS BELL 4?"
ASKED THE HUSBAND.
"MORE HOSE,"
SHE REPLIED,
"YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE !!"

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lol... silly stuff

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lol ive seen that so many times but its still funny