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Edited by
Funzy65
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Tue 04/25/17 04:15 AM
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SOUNDS LIKE ME & MY DAD
 A Jewish father was very troubled by the way his son turned out and went to see his rabbi about it. “Rabbi, I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive Bar Mitzvah and it cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week, he’s decided to be a Christian. Rabbi, where did I go wrong?” The rabbi strokes his beard and says, “Funny you should come to me. I too, brought up my son as a boy of faith, sent him to university and it cost me a fortune and then one day he comes to me and tells me he wants to be a Christian.” “What did you do?” asked the man of the rabbi. “I turned to God for the answer,” replied the rabbi. “What did he say?” asked the man. He said, “Funny you should come to me...” |
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Little Leroy turns to his mum and says
Mum, why are you white and I'm black? Mum says, shut up Leroy, When I think back to that party you're lucky you don't bark! 
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Little Leroy turns to his mum and says Mum, why are you white and I'm black? Mum says, shut up Leroy, When I think back to that party you're lucky you don't bark! **************************************  WHOA 
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Little Leroy turns to his mum and says Mum, why are you white and I'm black? Mum says, shut up Leroy, When I think back to that party you're lucky you don't bark! 
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My friend had a meeting with his bank manager and he told him that he had enough money to last the rest of his life. ..............or Friday, which ever comes first
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There was this Stall holder selling Fresh Fruit, and a friend of his was trying to borrow some money off him, so the Stall holder points in the direction of a Bank on the corner, and says, I have an arrangement with that Bank,
They agree not to sell Fruit---------------------- 
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NO OFFENCE TO JEWS & I AM NOT RACIST
( Since I am Jewish myself, I DON'T GET OFFENDED )  ************************************************ Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry A Jewish wife has Real jewelries and Fake orgasms. |
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NO OFFENCE TO JEWS & I AM NOT RACIST ( Since I am Jewish myself, I DON'T GET OFFENDED ) ************************************************ Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry A Jewish wife has Real jewelries and Fake orgasms.
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Come on you Spurs.
A beautiful young Woman approaches a shopkeeper standing outside his shop praying for some business, she whispers in his ear,would you like to sleep with me for 2 Hundred Pounds, he looks her up and down,and after a few seconds of thought, he says, Well, I am not very tired-but I could do with the money. |
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Why is it so windy in Texas?
Because Oklahoma sucks! |
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Did you parent conceive you on a motorway?.......... I've heard that's where most accidents happen!
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there were two best friends, one was blind and the other is dumb. Th dumb man saw the blind woman with another man having sex. But I want you all to tell me how will the dumb narrate the story to the blind since he is dumb and even if he manage to narrate the story how will the blind man see the man who commit the act.
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that was soooo funny.
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Here's an Irish one .. just because of St. Patric's Day .. hope dear Irish fellow minglers won't mind ..--- Brenda Murphy is home as usual, making dinner, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ye.""Of course you can come in, you're always welcome. But where's my husband?""That's what I'm here to be tellin' ye, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery...""Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me...""Sure and I must, Brenda. Your husband Paddy is dead and gone. I'm sorry."Brenda collapsed into a rocking chair. She wept for many minutes. Finally she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?""It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinnesss Stout and drowned.""Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?""Well, no Brenda......no.""No?""Fact is, we caught him three times, but every time he managed to struggle free .." that's some funny *** because its true **** right there
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