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lesbian
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I think I might be a lesbian, trapped in a man's body!
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Topic:
Record number of matches!
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Latest update,
I can't believe I have been so lucky!! Total Matches now standing at 814 On my blocked list I have 256, So I only have 558 left to go!!!! Digger. |
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I love you, English. LMAO! |
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My Doctor has put me on two Viagra a day, One in the morning to keep from pissing on my shoes, and one at night to keep from rolling out of bed! |
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Why is it so windy in Texas?
Because Oklahoma sucks! |
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Topic:
Record number of matches!
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I had a match once and had to block them, unfortunately I had to unblock them as they were the site mediator  LMAO |
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Topic:
Record number of matches!
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Thanks guys, I have managed to slow it down a bit so that I can catch up. I made certain, ahem, conditions on my profile, check it out. LOL
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Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
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My name doesn't rhyme with anything good....wanna shag anyway? HAHAHA I only just twigged on this Beachfarmer and had to log in. No, my name is not Chuck! LMAO |
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Topic:
Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
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"are you from Ghana?"
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Topic:
Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
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Whatever that milky sucky thread was, that Dude just tried to post. LMAO! |
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he walks up to the bar and says, "gimme a beer and a shot of red eye" the bartender says, "we don't serve dogs in here, get out!".
The dog says, "gimme a beer and a shot of red eye" the bartender says, "if you don't get out of here, I'm going to shoot you!" as he draws a pistol from under the counter. The dog says, "gimme a beer and a shot of red eye" The bartender leans over the bar and shoots at the dog The dog goes screaming an hollaring out of the bar holding his foot. All was quite for a week or two, when suddenly the saloon doors flew open, and in walks the dog with his foot all bandaged up, and a pair of six shooters on his side, and says, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw" (I can never get to the punch line of this joke without absolutely cracking up.) |
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Topic:
life is like a train?
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This thread reminds me of that old saying, "There is always a light at the end of the tunnel, but when I reached the end of my tunnel, some bastard had turned it off!
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Topic:
Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
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"Hi, my names Chuck, wanna f**K."
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Topic:
Record number of matches!
Edited by
Digger350
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Sun 06/11/17 03:51 PM
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I love Mingle2, I have only been a paid member on the site for a couple of weeks, and so far I have received 363 matches, that clicked yes on me, of some of the hottest females on this earth. I have only been able to wade through 75 of them so far, only 288 more to go. I also have 75 on my blocked list and I'm a 63 year old man.
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