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Topic: Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
lizardlips97
Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 47 |
For example... I lost my number, can I have yours.
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why4not
Joined Sat 09/24/16 Posts: 1425 |
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running thru my mind all day.....
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lizardlips97
Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 47 |
You must be a banana because I find you a peeling.
 
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catinidaho
Joined Fri 10/24/14 Posts: 8132 |
Those are really bad!
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isaac_dede
Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632 |
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants
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Beachfarmer
Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24369 |
Hi. Wanna shag?
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Beachfarmer
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SparklingCrystal 💖💎
Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 26150 |
QUOTE: Hi. Wanna shag? Sure, do it several times a day 
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SparklingCrystal 💖💎
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Fri 06/09/17 03:14 AM
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peggy122
Joined Sun 12/27/15 Posts: 6525 |
1. Man looks up lovingly at the girl he has tripped in front of , and gushes, " Girrrrrl... Cant you see Im FALLING for you ??? "
2. Man dips 2 fingers into his drink and flicks it on the female he is talking to , followed by the line, " How about you and me getting out of these wet clothes ???" 
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peggy122
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Fri 06/09/17 06:12 AM
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why4not
Joined Sat 09/24/16 Posts: 1425 |
Are you the colonel Empire? Cause I'm really India...
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why4not
Joined Sat 09/24/16 Posts: 1425 |
QUOTE: Are you the colonel Empire? Cause I'm really India... Correction : British colonel empire |
🚛mikey 🚛
Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23365 |
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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joethebricky
Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12747 |
I'm here, now what were your other 2 wishes.
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dolphin0925
Joined Tue 08/18/15 Posts: 1900 |
Did you just fart? Coz you're blowing me away.
      
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🚛mikey 🚛
Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23365 |
Get your coat, you've pulled!
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Diaz1967
Joined Tue 05/16/17 Posts: 2 |
Lol,
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Diaz1967
Joined Tue 05/16/17 Posts: 2 |
QUOTE: 1. Man looks up lovingly at the girl he has tripped in front of , and gushes, " Girrrrrl... Cant you see Im FALLING for you ??? "
2. Man dips 2 fingers into his drink and flicks it on the female he is talking to , followed by the line, " How about you and me getting out of these wet clothes ???" Lol
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catinidaho
Joined Fri 10/24/14 Posts: 8132 |
Why4not, someone just used that same line on me a few hours ago. Probably the same person. That cracks me up!
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Two
Joined Thu 06/02/16 Posts: 12330 |
Let's go dance the night away in your bed...
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why4not
Joined Sat 09/24/16 Posts: 1425 |
QUOTE: Why4not, someone just used that same line on me a few hours ago. Probably the same person. That cracks me up! Yes!!! I figured a few would be able to reference that one....had to laugh! |
whattheheywastaken
Joined Wed 11/30/11 Posts: 1058 |
If we don't, the terrorists win!
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