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Topic: Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Mon 07/03/17 09:15 AM
Just happened to read this one... Just wondering if your parents were bakers, because they made a cutie pie in you!

snagglepuss74 Joined Tue 08/26/08 Posts: 220	Mon 07/03/17 09:43 AM
getting straight to business (really old ones) "how about you sit in my lap and we'll see what pops up?" "the word of the day is 'legs'. let's spread the word"

snagglepuss74 Joined Tue 08/26/08 Posts: 220	Mon 07/03/17 09:48 AM
"i have this theory that hot looking girls aren't good in bed ..." high risk of backfiring.

Marv2314 Joined Sun 07/02/17 Posts: 12	Thu 07/06/17 08:09 PM
thanks for some new lines... lol

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24649	Thu 07/06/17 08:12 PM
Hi

Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Thu 07/06/17 08:15 PM
Hi, isn't a pick-up line. It's a not completely formulated question. Such as : Hi Where it should be, High?

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24649	Fri 07/07/17 07:17 AM
Hi, isn't a pick-up line. It's a not completely formulated question. Such as : Hi Where it should be, High? Keeping in mind as I cruise the dispenseries.. It just might work here in Colorado???

iammavis29 Joined Thu 07/03/14 Posts: 1046	Fri 07/07/17 07:34 AM
I just got this now: "Do you have a first aid kit? I scraped my knee falling for you?" This is cheesy and funny. Wonder how many women have received this.

bertie1998 Joined Fri 07/07/17 Posts: 1	Fri 07/07/17 07:55 AM
How about a couple of these: I must be a squirrel because i want to bury my nuts in you My teddy bear just died will you sleep with me tonight Rose are red violets are blue later tonight i'll be hanging out the back of you I heard your good at algebra will you replace my X without asking Y I love that dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor If your left leg was christmas and your tight leg was easter would you let me come over for dinner BETWEEN the holidays

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24649	Fri 07/07/17 08:35 AM
(For a male....use your ancestoral origin) Do you have some German/French in you? Would you like some?

Manolo76 Joined Sat 07/01/17 Posts: 1	Sat 07/08/17 02:01 PM
hahahaha good one

dionbowman Joined Tue 06/20/17 Posts: 4	Mon 07/10/17 09:36 AM
Smoke me a kipper , I will be back for breakfast

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24649	Fri 07/14/17 05:45 AM
Would you like some Spam?

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Fri 07/14/17 06:40 AM
Oh my gosh I haven't laughed so much. It hurts Do people really use these lines? Gosh I wonder how many fall for them.

LeeFranklin Joined Tue 06/28/16 Posts: 201	Fri 07/14/17 07:37 AM
Finally I looked at this thread. I have always figured a guy that says such BS and a girl appreciates....They deserve each other.

elainebonilla Joined Thu 07/13/17 Posts: 24	Fri 07/14/17 08:10 AM
text me at this number and post their number on their picture.

pawliago Joined Mon 07/03/17 Posts: 12	Fri 07/14/17 10:05 AM
Really enjoying this. Now I know why I joined Mingle2 :) Here are a couple that a friend in England had delivered to her: "See this face? It's leaving in 5 minutes. Be on it." --- "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" (She answered: unfertilised) --- And here's one a girl used on me 3 years ago: Her: Everyone has to have a sin. You don't drink and you don't smoke. So it's chocolate or sex. There's a Kit Kat in my bag. Meet me at my room at 10 in the morning and tell me if you want the Kit Kat."

Coolguy7869 Joined Sat 07/15/17 Posts: 1	Sat 07/15/17 08:17 PM
Yez

vam27 Joined Sat 07/15/17 Posts: 2	Mon 07/17/17 09:48 AM
Heyy

ecorche Joined Wed 02/09/11 Posts: 30	Tue 07/18/17 11:30 PM
Does this Cloth smell like chloroform to you?