bertie1998


bertie1998 Joined Fri 07/07/17 Posts: 1	Fri 07/07/17 07:55 AM Topic: Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
How about a couple of these: I must be a squirrel because i want to bury my nuts in you My teddy bear just died will you sleep with me tonight Rose are red violets are blue later tonight i'll be hanging out the back of you I heard your good at algebra will you replace my X without asking Y I love that dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor If your left leg was christmas and your tight leg was easter would you let me come over for dinner BETWEEN the holidays