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| Topic: Worst pickup lines ever! 😂 | |
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I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have your's? ;)
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Hi there!
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anythng that has to do with falling out of heaven....
 
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Wow I am laughing like a lunatic over these. People are looking at me and wondering what the heck I am laughing at.
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Kiss me if I am wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
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LOL.. love that..
Lizardips.. do you do a lot of kissing.. |
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LOL.. love that.. Lizardips.. do you do a lot of kissing.. Lol thanks. No not really. 
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Hey girl, feel my sweater.
Know what it is made of? Boyfriend material!  
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will you marry me
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Is your body from McDonald's because I am lovin it.
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So do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?
 
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Now, this is a good conversation and how you could simply reject a guy
 Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together! Girl: oh don't worry, N and O are already!
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Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns!
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I have $100 tattoo on my cock let's see how fast you can blow it
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Somebody call the fire department. You are so hot you are on fire!
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There's a party in my pants and you're invited.
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Ohhh you have something on your butt....
what? My eyes...... |
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Ohhh you have something on your butt.... what? My eyes...... Stop staring at my butt. That's rude!
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You either have to quit being so beautiful or talk to me.
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My plans got canceled tonight, do you want to go out with me?
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