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Topic: Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 08/12/17 12:57 AM
When were done do you think your mom will give me a ride home..lol

Midcoast_Guy Joined Mon 05/22/17 Posts: 96	Sat 08/12/17 02:12 PM
When were done do you think your mom will give me a ride home..lol I'm glad I hadn't just taken a sip of coffee when I read that, or it would be all over my screen and keyboard. My best laugh so far today.

ohdusty1 Joined Mon 05/22/17 Posts: 2	Sun 08/13/17 07:11 AM
That not bad at all. Quite useable in fact!

ohdusty1 Joined Mon 05/22/17 Posts: 2	Sun 08/13/17 07:12 AM
Uh no. On here you would not get slapped. You'd get blocked!

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Sun 08/13/17 07:14 AM
"I seem to have lost my underwear. Can I borrow yours?"

jonathan102221 Joined Sun 08/13/17 Posts: 1	Sun 08/13/17 01:18 PM
hey

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Sun 08/13/17 04:59 PM
Pardon me. If you are not doing anything tonight would you like to practice the honeymoon?

trat3381 Joined Fri 06/30/17 Posts: 16	Sun 08/13/17 10:24 PM
Baby, you're clocking in at nearly three times the legal limit for adorable.

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Sun 08/20/17 11:13 PM
Trust me, I'm a councillor

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Mon 08/21/17 08:20 PM
"Yo B!tch!"

jscott223 Joined Sun 08/20/17 Posts: 2	Tue 08/22/17 07:34 PM
nice

jscott223 Joined Sun 08/20/17 Posts: 2	Tue 08/22/17 07:34 PM
nice

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Tue 08/22/17 07:36 PM
Excuse Me Miss I'm interested in you. But on the off chance it doesn't work out is your cute blonde friend single.??..

freindzone Joined Sat 08/26/17 Posts: 10	Fri 09/01/17 03:57 PM
Every one I ever tried obviously! Steeeeerike 3!!!

wellworn Joined Wed 09/14/16 Posts: 4587	Fri 09/08/17 02:48 PM
You know, I really fancy a bit of the other.

Two Joined Thu 06/02/16 Posts: 13917	Fri 09/08/17 05:34 PM
I'm evacuating for the hurricane too! Wanna lift to Vegas and we can get hitched??

Dreamer1982 Joined Mon 07/09/12 Posts: 124	Fri 09/08/17 07:59 PM
1. Man looks up lovingly at the girl he has tripped in front of , and gushes, " Girrrrrl... Cant you see Im FALLING for you ??? " I think that 1 is funny... it is 1 way to check a woman's sense of humor.

Dreamer1982 Joined Mon 07/09/12 Posts: 124	Fri 09/08/17 08:02 PM
So do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again? Another humor checker

Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Sat 09/09/17 02:56 AM
I'm evacuating for the hurricane too! Wanna lift to Vegas and we can get hitched?? That would totally work for me right about now... well maybe not the getting hitched part... but the lift would be great

Sportsfan2018 Joined Sat 09/09/17 Posts: 1	Sun 09/10/17 05:06 PM
I heard my friends use this line...is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them. Lol lol

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