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| Topic: Worst pickup lines ever! 😂 | |
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Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.
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It's like a beautiful butterfly just metamophisised before my eyes...
....and I never metamorphosis I didn't like. |
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I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
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Let's go dance the night away in your bed...  These are great Never heard this one before... 
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That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too.
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"Hi, my names Chuck, wanna f**K."
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Sun 06/11/17 04:02 PM
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My name doesn't rhyme with anything good....wanna shag anyway?
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Darling, you look divine! If I were to present your picture in heaven, so many angels will hide their face in shame.
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Did you fall from heaven?
Because so did satan! |
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If I were a dolphin I'd jump through hoops to get to you!
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If you were a sitcom, you'd be my Big Bang Theory.
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" I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y "
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Your as soft as a freshly made biscuit
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Whatever that milky sucky thread was, that Dude just tried to post.
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Whatever that milky sucky thread was, that Dude just tried to post. LMAO! |
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"are you from Ghana?"
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I may not be Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your bed rock!
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Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you.
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Edited by
howed
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Tue 06/13/17 01:18 AM
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Hi! your hair would look great on my pillow!
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Was your mother a beaver cause "DAMN"
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