Topic: hooker!
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Sun 05/21/17 04:09 AM
What's the difference between a hooker and a kit-kat?
You only get 4 fingers in a kit -kat!

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Sun 05/21/17 04:21 AM
Q - What did one of the hooker's knees say to the other?

A - How come we spend so little time together?
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Q - Why did the wife left her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?

A - She just couldn’t take it any longer.
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rofl

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Sun 05/21/17 04:23 AM

Q - What did one of the hooker's knees say to the other?

A - How come we spend so little time together?
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Q - Why did the wife left her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?

A - She just couldn’t take it any longer.
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rofl

rofl

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Sun 05/21/17 04:44 AM
Q - What do you do when your cat’s dead?

A - Play with the neighbor’s kitten instead.
rofl

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Sun 05/21/17 04:58 AM
Ah the meeting of the 7th grade comedy club has begun....

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Sun 05/21/17 05:04 AM

Ah the meeting of the 7th grade comedy club has begun....

Sorry, 7th grade is 3rd door on the left down the corridor
This is the 4th grade laugh

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Sun 05/21/17 05:06 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 05/21/17 05:21 AM

Ah the meeting of the 7th grade comedy club has begun....

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he he he ..Why not throw one in, yourself ??..SHY ?laugh

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He couldn’t budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.
laugh

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Sun 05/21/17 05:22 AM


Ah the meeting of the 7th grade comedy club has begun....

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he he he ..Why not throw one in, yourself ??..SHY ?laugh

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He couldn’t budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.
laugh


rofl

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Sun 05/21/17 06:15 AM
To do is to be--Rousseau

To be is to do--Sartre

Dobedobedo------Sinatra

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Sun 05/21/17 06:20 AM

To do is to be--Rousseau

To be is to do--Sartre

Dobedobedo------Sinatra

surprised laugh

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Sun 05/21/17 09:56 AM

What's the difference between a hooker and a kit-kat?
You only get 4 fingers in a kit -kat!




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Sun 05/21/17 10:45 AM


Ah the meeting of the 7th grade comedy club has begun....

Sorry, 7th grade is 3rd door on the left down the corridor
This is the 4th grade laugh


:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Sun 05/21/17 10:46 AM


Ah the meeting of the 7th grade comedy club has begun....

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he he he ..Why not throw one in, yourself ??..SHY ?laugh

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He couldn’t budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.
laugh



laugh

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Sun 05/21/17 10:47 AM

What's the difference between a hooker and a kit-kat?
You only get 4 fingers in a kit -kat!


:thumbsup:

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Sun 05/21/17 10:48 AM

Q - What did one of the hooker's knees say to the other?

A - How come we spend so little time together?
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Q - Why did the wife left her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?

A - She just couldn’t take it any longer.
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rofl


rofl


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Sun 05/21/17 01:02 PM
A new Priest in a church, taking his first confessional, so he's listening to a woman going through all the bad stuff she's done, and he's handing out the usual Penances-and Hail Marys, then he is suddenly stumped when she confesses to giving her next door neighbor a blow job,not sure what to say, he pokes his head out of the confessional box and calls out to the Choir boys, what did Father Murphy give for a blow job, one of the choir boys calls out,

A can of coke and two Mars bars.

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Sun 05/21/17 01:16 PM

A new Priest in a church, taking his first confessional, so he's listening to a woman going through all the bad stuff she's done, and he's handing out the usual Penances-and Hail Marys, then he is suddenly stumped when she confesses to giving her next door neighbor a blow job,not sure what to say, he pokes his head out of the confessional box and calls out to the Choir boys, what did Father Murphy give for a blow job, one of the choir boys calls out,

A can of coke and two Mars bars.


laugh