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Don't break up with her directly, tell her mom to do it for you
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when she catches you masturbating, tell her "I do a better job" then say "guess I don't need you anymore"
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Why are you so good at this steven?
Kind of scary,,wondering how many of these lines you've used. |
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it's my talent...hahaha
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ask her to marry you, then on the wedding day don't show up, or have a monkey substitute for you
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is anyone else playing?
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since ive met you i discovered i like girls
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I need more space.
I need to find myself. I think we should just be friends |
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I'm dating your brother, cousin, uncle, dad...
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Bye we're through.
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Bye we're through. civil and to the point.  I would expect nothing less of you. Always polite.
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I'm a drifter. I don't wanna get tied down.
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pull down your pants, and when she sees that you now have a vagina you won't have to do the breaking up, she will be the one to do it, unless she is a total dyke. |
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Bye we're through. civil and to the point. I would expect nothing less of you. Always polite. |
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Even though she cheated on me I just couldn't call her the b word because we did have good times but I couldn't trust her anymore and that was in early 1985.
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Even though she cheated on me I just couldn't call her the b word because we did have good times but I couldn't trust her anymore and that was in early 1985. |
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My soon to be ex said "I am Done" I knew what she meant
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We are better off as friends
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i went to the doctor. turns out im gonna die by tomorrow
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SORRY BABY YOU GOTTA TA GO
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