Dear Santa....

I have been a really (adjective) (gender) this year, and I'm sure I'm on your list. I thought I'd make it easy for you, so here is what I want for (holiday).

1.) I'd like a (size) (something for the kitchen)
2.) Please bring me a (color) (something for the bathroom)
3.) I need a (sound) (something for the bedroom)
4.) And if you think I've been (adjective) enough, can you see your way to bringing me a (your choice).

Thank you, Santa. I (emotion) you!
Your friend.....

Dear Santa....

I have been a really annoyed girl this year, and I'm sure I'm on your list. I thought I'd make it easy for you, so here is what I want for Halloween.

1.) I'd like a miniature turkey baster.
2.) Please bring me a Chartreuse roll of toilet paper
3.) I need a jingly pillow
4.) And if you think I've been hot enough, can you see your way to bringing me a new set of satin sheets.

Thank you, Santa. I love you!
Your friend.....Bookworm