Topic: eating grass??
shovelheaddave's photo
Mon 06/04/18 07:19 AM
a very rich man was riding home from his office,in the back of a limousine,one day,when he passed by a man on the side of the road,eating grass.

curious,he told his driver to go back,so after they turned around,and pulled up beside the man,he rolled down his window and asked
"excuse me for being nosy,but,i am curious...why are you eating grass??"

the man replied "because i am hungry,and i dont have any money for food.

the rich man replied "well,hell!!get in the car,and we will go to my house!"

the hungry man replied "but,sir...i've got a wife,and kids.i cant leave them behind."

the rich man said "well,hell!!!go get 'em!!we can all go to my house!!"

the man left,and came back a couple of minutes later with his family,and they got into the back of the limo,and started driving away.

the hungry man said "gee,sir,this is sure mighty nice of you!we really appreciate it!!!]

and the rich man said



"oh,no!!!dont think anything about it.the grass at my house is almost three feet tall!!!"

geordiegall's photo
Tue 07/03/18 05:08 PM

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