a blonde had just bought a cute little convertible from a used car lot,and was taking it for a ride in the country,with the top down,when the car started sputtering,and died.

she called triple A on her cell phone,and waited for the wrecker to show up.

after the wrecker got there,the driver lifted the hood of the car,and started trying to figure out what was wrong with it,and after a few minutes he got in it,turned the key,and it fired right up.

the blonde thanked the mechanic,and asked what he did to it,and he told her that "oh,it was simple...just crap in the carburetor".

the blonde looked sort of disgusted,and then asked him "well,how many times a week do i need to do that to it??"

Haha :’D
That was a good one :P