Topic: Grandma in Court
izzynavi's photo
Wed 11/15/06 06:04 AM
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think
you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will
amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She
again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He
can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is
one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his
wife with three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to
approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you
idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."

devin112's photo
Wed 11/15/06 06:08 AM
i heard that one before,but it still cracks me up when i read it.

Tneal's photo
Wed 11/15/06 06:21 AM
sometimes its good to be the granny lmclao

michael1313's photo
Wed 11/15/06 07:15 AM
GOOD JOKE,,,NOT MANY GRABB YA BY TH BOO,BOO BUT THIS ONE DID!!!

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Wed 11/15/06 09:03 AM
roflmao. Thanks!

dylux35's photo
Wed 11/15/06 03:35 PM
HELL YEA!!

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Wed 11/15/06 09:57 PM
COOL!>>> LOL