A youngster was serving at his first day as an altar boy. The priest tells him, "Now, when I sing, ""and the angels lit the candles"" you come out and light the candles. That's all there is to it".

So the priest starts his service and sings, "aand the aangles lit the caandles".......no altar boy.

So the priest sings a little louder, "AAAND the AAANGELS lit the CAAANDLES".
Still no altar boy.

So the priest shouts, "AAAAAND THE AAANGELS LIT THE CAAAAANDELS!!!!!"

A small voice cries out from the back, "but the caaaat peed on the maaaaches".

Awwww! *laughing*