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| Topic: Top 5 Reasons trick or treating is better than sex | |
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5. You are guaranteed to get at least something in the sack.
4. If you get tired you can wait ten minutes and do it again. 3. The uglier you look the easier it is to get some. 2. If you don't like what you get you just go next door. 1. You can do the whole neighborhood |
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If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky
 If you have two faces you finally fit in!  Nobody ask why you have so many costumes
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If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky If you have two faces you finally fit in! Nobody ask why you have so many costumes You are hilarious!!! 
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- the less they know you, the better your chances of getting some - works way better as an excuse to visit the new neighbor - your parents want you to do it and even dress you up for it |
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