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Topic: Agony.......Anyone Else
Beachfarmer's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:04 PM
grumble This hangnail is torture.

I'm nervous. My socks are too loose. The store was out of my favorite yogurt.

:cry: Woe is me! Booohooo hoo hoo!

jvc534's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:05 PM
I had the pleasure of accidentally doing a full split on skates and messed up my hips. Alcohol heals all pain!drinker drinker

wmyers4u's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:06 PM
..and I am fresh out of tissues to hand out, LOL

azrae1l's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:06 PM
you think thats bad?!!?!

try having a case of crabs........

i just hope i got the alaskan king crab like i ordered

Beachfarmer's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:07 PM
Yikes!!!noway

Usually the phrase "I got a million of 'em" has to do with one liners.

angee's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:23 PM
you are to funny.. hope they have the right seasoning LMAOlaugh laugh laugh

zanne46's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:23 PM
maybe u should check before u dive......lmao

never had them...lmao

better shave the body...lmao....

sorry for the laughter....

have beter days....

noway ohwell flowerforyou flowerforyou drinker drinker bigsmile

Marie55's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:24 PM
Got up late for work, found out the cat puked in my shoe.noway sick

Got to work and the found the dog had hidden a bone in my purse. grumble :angry:

Somebody broke into my car last night, but I surprised them by not leaving anything of value in it for them to steal. laugh :wink:

The rats have come back are back in the atticgrumble :angry: grumble, I spent a fortune getting rid of them last year. Anybody want a pet?? For free??? bigsmile

Beachfarmer's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:31 PM
laugh Hope tomorrow is better Marie...maybe the rats will takeout the dog and the cat.

Then perhaps the rats will get crabs and decide they're in a bad neighborhood.

embarassed Uhoh...perhaps they ARE in a bad neighborhood.

zanne46's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:32 PM
lmao....sorry for al ur troubes.hope u can find some kind person who wants ur gifts...lamo

flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

ArtGurl's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:34 PM
ummm are you supposed to feel way worse after massage therapy? Just curious ... grumble

JaceKnows's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:35 PM
Agony? Try peeling an orange with a slight cut on your finger. They should sell this technique to the prison in Guantanamo...

Nervesgone's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:35 PM
If I can find somebody to give me one, art, I'll let you know!! laugh laugh flowerforyou

geektothetenth's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:36 PM

..and I am fresh out of tissues to hand out, LOL


I still have my teeny violin, does that help?

Marie55's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:36 PM
Shhh, Beachfarmer, not too loud, I am trying to refinance.
But anyone who wants a rat let me know, damn things.grumble :angry:

Instead of coal for the people who are bad this Christmas, how about Willard or Ben???? laugh bigsmile

Thanks for your kind wishes Zanne and Beach.flowerforyou

Beachfarmer's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:37 PM

ummm are you supposed to feel way worse after massage therapy? Just curious ... grumble



grumble OMG Massages are HORRIBLE. Bottle and surpress your toxins,,,,just like you would with your emotions.

grumble For goodness sake, don't RELEASE them!

Marie55's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:38 PM
Artgurl - you can feel worse after a massage if they do deep tissue, but after a few hours hours or by the next day you should feel a lot better. I personally don't like the deep tissue stuff. Try a warm bath or shower, might help. flowerforyou

Beachfarmer's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:39 PM
Why would you want to refinance your pets Marie.

grumble What the heck will THAT do for your portfolio?

Marie55's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:43 PM
Ummmm, not the pets Beach, the house. Don't expect the animals to live 30 years, and sure am not gonna pay the mortgage payment they want for them, sheeeesssshhhh.

And once I get the HOUSE refinanced, make a few repairs,
then it goes up for sale, YEEEHAAAW!!!!! Get rid of this
albatross that has been dragging me down for the last 5
years or so.


ArtGurl's photo
Mon 12/10/07 08:46 PM

If I can find somebody to give me one, art, I'll let you know!! laugh laugh flowerforyou


I survived the concussion but who is going to save me from the massage therapist? noway

It is enough for a peace, love and harmony gurl to wanna poke her with a fork laugh

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