A lorry driver breaks down on the M6 with a cargo of live monkeys on board, bound for Chester Zoo. They need to be delivered by 9am and the driver fears he will get the sack if they don't get there on time. He decides to try and thumb a lift for his monkeys and eventually a young lorry driver pulls over.

"Where they going?" asks the young chap.

"Do us a favour mate and take these to Chester Zoo for me" says the driver, "and here's a hundred quid for your troubles."

"Happy days," says the young fella, loads the monkeys onto his truck and gets on his way.

The lorry driver goes about trying to fix his truck and is there for a good few hours when he notices the young fella coming back down the motorway, still with all the chimps on board. Panicking, he flags him down again.

"What are you playing at," he fumes, "I told you to take them to Chester Zoo!"

"I did," says the bemused English fella, "but there is still fifty quid left so now we're going to Alton Towers."

It's the way he tells them

good one Dino

Dam I just posted a version of this

Saw that Mikey, just the wordin is a bit different..

It's a good one
Always better when an Irish man tells you

good one, guess I missed it first time around..
Morning dino

Hey Kit, afternoon..

better quit messing around here and get started on that vacation

All ready to go, just have to wait a few hours before heading to the airport..

Awww and you let me see that sexy blush one more time before you leave

Just a wee tease

The on going tease
Please don't stop

I am a bit incorrigible