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Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 · 2019-10-04T00:04:29-07:00

Micky is on a nudest beach in Spain. Out of manners and to prevent sunburn, he keeps a hat over his privates. A woman walks past sniggering and says "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat." Micky replies "If you weren't so fecking ugly it would lift itself!" :smokin:

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Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 10/04/19 12:04 AM
Micky is on a nudest beach in Spain. Out of manners and to prevent sunburn, he keeps a hat over his privates. A woman walks past sniggering and says "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat." Micky replies "If you weren't so fecking ugly it would lift itself!"

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Fri 10/04/19 04:53 AM
and it rains peanut shells on the stage

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 10/04/19 05:00 AM
Come on now eric, that wasn't my worst..

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Fri 10/04/19 05:04 AM
no but it is in the running

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 10/04/19 05:08 AM
Oh and there'll be more for sure.. Like.. ...A guy goes to the doctor.. Hey doc, I keep hearing strange voices coming from my underpants. Doctor: Ignore them, they're just talking bollox..

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Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 10/04/19 05:16 AM
I know I know..

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Savage!

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Savage!

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