A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read 'Free SEX with every fill up!'

Soon Paddy pulled in, filled up his tank and asked for his Free SEX.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10 and if he guessed correctly he would get his Free SEX.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said "Close, the number was 7, no SEX this time."

A week later Paddy, along with his mate Mick, pulled in for another fill up, again he asked for his Free SEX.

The proprietor gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

Paddy guessed 2 this time.

The proprietor said "Close, it was 3. No Free SEX this time."

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy "I think that game is rigged and they don't give away Free SEX."

Paddy replied "No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all at all, my wife won twice last week."

Only applied in Dublin

I don't get it

Neither does Paddy..

Maybe in Kos I will

I putting money on it, I hear there is a hen party from Southport travelling out on the same day..

Said Dino: "Neither does Paddy."


It's even worse!



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I was walking past a farm and a sign said, “Duck, eggs.” I thought that’s an unnecessary comma. Then, it hit me.

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Sure ain't no harm trying to give people a laugh, pity some are so uptight..

It's awful messy to be hit with eggs. Think of all the politicians who get hit with eggs, that too rotten eggs!

And milkshakes..

hi

I guess some peeps just need more lame jokes, Sir!

"My best friend passed away recently, and grieving before his grave I said, : "Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?"A month later, my wife gave birth to a big boy. As my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot like my best friend.I'm really happy that my prayer worked."

Yeah some people eh?

Sir Dino I enjoy your jokes however risqué they may be! First thing I do after I log in here is head for the forums to read your joke(s) of the day. If you were a reader of Readers' Digest you'ld remember a column called 'Laughter the Best Medicine'.

Nice one premierblue glad you like them, thanks for letting me know.. I try not to break the rules here, I know I have came close..

You should ask them to duck before it happens.

Hen party? More like old boilers I bet

Any port in a storm, I'm sure you'll have a ball