Topic: Mamas: Don't Give Your Baby This Name
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Sat 11/18/06 08:42 PM

A 23-year-old British man had a perfectly good name: David Fearn. It's a
strong name and one that is easily said and remembered. Not anymore. The
lad has legally changed his name to include all of the James Bond movie
titles, and we have no idea how his mama will call him for dinner now.
All Headline News reports that Mr. Fearn will from now on be known as:
"James Dr No From Russia with Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live
Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live and Let
Die The Man with the Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your
Eyes Only Octopussy A View to a Kill The Living Daylights Licence to
Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies The World Is Not Enough Die Another
Day Casino Royale Bond."
"I wanted to be James Bond and now I am. It's the ultimate fantasy," the
man previously known as David Fearn told The Scotsman newspaper. When
asked how people would call him by his new name, the young fan joked, "I
can't wait for the first time somebody asks me what my name is." Wonder
how he'll sign his name on checks?

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Sat 11/18/06 08:48 PM
ha what a dork that will never fit on a drivers license lol

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Sat 11/18/06 08:50 PM
LOL that is too funny. The distance some people will go.

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Sat 11/18/06 08:51 PM
LOL Chubby I lover your pic.

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Sat 11/18/06 08:51 PM
Love*

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Sat 11/18/06 08:57 PM
thankies :)

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Sun 11/19/06 10:08 AM
3 words....What a shmuck. lol