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HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F*CK YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer **** you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.  
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Great joke...lol....
But I think I'll stick with pre marital sex.... 
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I agree, the house sex sounds way better than the last 2
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