Lets see how it sounds when put in an order


It's a cold winter night, the snow is coming down hard, and furious. The fireplace is alight with sparks of red and yellow flames, whirling around as the wind comes down the chimney. Your all ready for bed when..........

I hear a noise as put myself down, i put my robe on with a frown, i went downstairs only to see...........

The windows had blown open and there where footprints leading through the house I followed them , and they where leading to the basement, so I flicked the switch and it didnt work, but I could hear sounds low growls, coming for down there......

my cat had once again climbed up the Christmas tree. Ornaments shattered all over the floor, the angle askew , then their was a knock at the door... what do i see...three martians dressed like Santa.
so i approach with caution...only to hear them say Santa in the kitchen looking back at me, he said I'm sorry i have to Loki, but you left me no cookie, so in a dash i ran to the...........
there are no presents under the tree..
knew that the aliens from "signs" were down there, so i ran to my room to get my gun, when all of a sudden..........
out of the basement came aliens walking.........I prepared to protect the tree and present with my gun........when to my surprise
.we come bring probes and rays guns you see..now stop where you are or.... the house began to shake and jimmy holy cow whats in my chimney..i looked up and what did i see but... a short chubby man in a red suit, cussing up a storm about the fire being lit.........and then he tumbles out, to be followed by....... 8 ****ing reindeer and a nude Santa with peachie in the seat with him holding the reins and whipping Santa telling she needs a man for Christmas
an Ice Cream trucked parked outside, I said to myself "Ice Cream at this time?" as curious as i could be, i wanted to check it out, but yet still scared and terrified i just stared at my bedroom window ,hoping to see if it was a human driving that truck
and then..climbing down I went to the ice-cream truck and bought an ice cream to give to the thing in my basement so it wouldn't bother me , I grabbed the flashlight and proceeded to the basement...

and what to my surprise do I find.........but twelve elfs, dancing, and singing in my basement. They are also dipping into the egg nog......and oh my they are playing a strip tease song..........and they stood up and starred at the ice-cream cone I had bought, but they started to all come at me at once, so I turned to head back up the stairs and tripped then....