Topic: the phone call
quarrrylife's photo
Wed 12/19/07 10:20 PM
Hello?'


'Hi honey.


This is Daddy.


Is Mommy near the phone?'


'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'


After a brief pause,


Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'


'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'


Brief Pause.


'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'


'Okay Daddy, just a minute.' A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it Daddy.'


'And what happened honey?'

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'


'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'

'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'




***Long Pause***




***Longer Pause***




***Even Longer Pause***




Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool?




Is this 486-5731?'

dcrdnk's photo
Wed 12/19/07 10:24 PM
Hey that's MY # grumble grumble



laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Love it quarry flowerforyou flowerforyou glasses

snash02's photo
Wed 12/19/07 10:25 PM
sad Aww thats so sad, but kinda funny ... but oh so sad lol

jessed's photo
Wed 12/19/07 10:37 PM
laugh laugh laugh drinker

no photo
Wed 12/19/07 10:49 PM
I love that joke. Never heard it that way before though. laugh laugh laugh laugh

coryM18's photo
Thu 12/20/07 10:53 AM
ohhhh can we say manslaughter?

thecoolyman's photo
Thu 12/20/07 05:34 PM
laugh way2funny, wish I of though of that with my ex laugh
just joking
She got hers, she remarried a spouse beater, feel sorry for the guy

cooly