So a new Bartender opens his bar, and he cant decide on a name. So he thinks about it for awhile and decides I'm going to name it after the third person that walks in. So the first person walks in he welcomes him gets his drink and so forth the 2nd walks in same routine, finally the third person walks in, it's a beautiful blond woman. He goes over and introduces himself and says hi what's your name? She says Jill. He goes well Jill your the third person to walk into my bar and I decided that the third person that walks in I'm naming it after them and he goes Jill I like your legs so I'm going to call it Jill's legs. So the next morning there is a bum sitting outside the bar and a cop comes walking by and goes sir you cant be loitering here, the bum replies oh no officer I'm not loitering IM WAITING FOR JILLS LEGS TO OPEN SO I CAN GET A DRINK..