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Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 08/05/20 07:57 AM
A skinny little Irish guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy standing next to him. The big sees the little Irish guy staring at him, he looks down and says "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch pnis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner brown." The little Irish man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big guy says "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch pnis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown." The little Irish guy says ""Turner Brown?!... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said , Turn Around!!!

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Seamus Joined Mon 07/15/19 Posts: 3365	Thu 08/06/20 05:35 AM Edited by Seamus on Thu 08/06/20 05:36 AM
At least his name wasn't Ben Dover.

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At least his name wasn't Ben Dover.

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