Hi to all. I've read a lot of comments here before I decided to offer "my open soul" to be analysed and rated accordingly. Any comments welcome...maybe just the positive ones...surely only the good ones
Anyway, thank you beforehand for using your time reading my profile.

Once you ask for your profile to be rated you have to expect you will get negative along with positive depending on how good your profile is. Having said that you could use more photos and definitely need to put down your interests instead of just saying Lots. Your write up is a bit lengthy and seems to be a bit sarcastically negative about yourself. It may be funny but I would shorten that up a bit.

I don't really understand the need for a sarcastically negative approach, to use Poetry's words.
That could be okay on a regular forum or site, not on a dating site where it's important a woman can get an idea of who you are.
Reading one sentence of this is enough to have someone quickly move on.
I advise changing it.

I love it! Great sense of humor. I particularly liked how you are terrible at spelling and grammar considering there is no single spelling or grammar mistake. Your profile gives me a good idea of who you are. Maybe add one or two more pictures. Good luck!