Abe and Dan were retired from work and went fishing every day.

They had a favourite spot on the river where they would set up their fishing gear and wile away the hours chatting and sometimes, fishing.

Every day since they retired. Well over ten years ago.

Until Tesday the 14th. Dan didn't turn up.

Abe was a bit concerned, but when Dan didn't turn up for the second day, Abe was really worried.

A week later, Tuesday the 21st, Dan turned up at the fishing spot.

Abe was all excited, "Oh Dan, it's good to see you again. I was worried that you might have died."

"No nothing like that", said Dan. "I got married."

Abe was flabbergasted, "Married? How did you meet her? When did you meet her?"

"She works in the fishing tackle shop and we just hit it off".

Abe said. "Do you love her?"

"Not really", said Dan

"Is she s good cook?"

"Not really", said Dan

"So, what is the attraction?" said Abe.

"She's got worms."

Funny .