A man goes ice fishing with his pale and auger. Finding a spot he sits on his pale then takes his auger and starts drilling a hole in the ice when suddenly he hears a voice saying “There are no fish down there.” Looking around the man doesn’t see anybody so he continues to drilling when again he hears the same voice saying “There are no fish down there.” Looking around again he still sees nobody so he continues to drilling the hole when yet again he hears the same voice saying “There are no fish down there!” Looking up to the sky the man asks “Is that you God?” The voice replies “No. this is the ice rink manager and I’m going to tell you again there are no fish down there!”

I love jokes with a twist. To read some of mine, it would make you wonder.

Thanks ! Actually reading some of yours I then remember ones I know that are similar so then I tell them. Thanks for reminding me M !