There was an owner of a general store who was best noted for quoting bible verses after every customer left his store. One day a rich man walked in and said he needed a blanket for his horse. Turning around to the shelf the owner grabs one turns and slaps the blanket on the counter and tells the man “That’ll be $25.” The rich man replies “Oh no sir, that’s not good enough for my horse. Do you got any more in the back?” So going to the back the owner finds one of the same kind but a different color comes out and slaps it on the counter and tells the man “That’ll be $50.” Again the rich man replies “Oh no sire, that’s still not good enough for my horse. Do you got any more in the back?” Again going to the back the owner finds one of the same kind but again a different color comes out and slaps it on the counter and tells the man “That’ll be $100.” The rich man replies “That’s better, I’ll take it.” Walking out the owner turns to the man sitting next to him and says “For he was a stranger and I took him in.”

Biblical jokes are fun.

A bit like:- When was there a mention of the earliest motorbike?

It was when the Bible reported that David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Probably needed the silencer repaired.

OR

What stretches most, skin or elastic?

It must be skin, for it says in the Bible that Moses tied hisass to a tree and then walked 40 miles into the desert.

TWANG