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A teacher asked her class “Where does God live?” A little boy raises his hand and she says “Yes, Johnny?” Johnny replies “He lives in my bathroom.” The teacher asks “Why do you say that?” Johnny replies “Because every time my dad knocks on the door he says ‘God are you still in there?”
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Could only be a woman.
I heard it said, that a long time ago the MEN from Chester all got together and went to Manchester. Roughly about the same time, all the WOMEN from Chester got together and they are still getting ready. |
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