I was camping with my mate Denzil.

I woke at about 4 am and thought I should wake Denzil.

I said, "Are you awake Denzil?"

A sleepy voice came back to me in the darkness, "Yeah,,,,, what do you want?"

I continued, "Have a look up and tell me what you see."

Denzil, obviously peering up into the darkness said, "On a beautiful cloudy night, you can see the moon, gliding through the clouds, like a ghostly ship in the night. A sight only visible when the elements come together to make such a beautiful scene."

I said, "For F$*&k sake Denzil, someone's stolen our tent."

Funny .