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The breakfast timer one reminded me of a really old one:
Do you know what the egg said to the water? You get hot, I'll get hard and we'll be done in 3 minutes 
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Or if we are joke surfing.
Two boiled eggs, a boy and a girl, were having sex. The boy boiled egg says, "Look out for the big spoon. The last time I got this hard, someone hit me over the head with one." |
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Both funny
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