Topic: American explains to a newly arrived Indian
jaish's photo
Wed 04/14/21 07:30 AM
First I am a 3rd generation truck driver and I have taught my dad a few things about trucking

and second: guns in America is kinda weird... on the far west coast and north east states guns are scary but everywhere else guns are protection and makes everyone feel safe

so if you're in Texas and see a girl with a bulge in her pants, that's a gun... her father isn't far behind

but if you're in California and see a girl with a bulge in her pants... that's a dude...

motowndowntown's photo
Wed 04/14/21 09:20 AM
I stayed at a motel in Montana a while back, and bought a couple of beers at the front desk. The clerk told me I had to stay with-in ten feet of my room while drinking them according to law. She said I could walk down main street with a pistol on my hip but not with a beer in my hand.

jaish's photo
Wed 04/14/21 07:18 PM
Edited by jaish on Wed 04/14/21 07:24 PM
Ha, ha,

In the good old story, To Kill a Mocking Bird .., one of the minor characters used to refill Coke bottles with whisky and slop around town.