Ok I am setting myself up with this one… but I’am a monkey so I dont care!

:
Ladies you want a man that at times can be a real jerk and at times loving.

You want a man that is good looking, but not one that gets other girls attentions
You want a man that is adventures but settled down.
You want a man that is a real man but also one that cries.
You want your man to be powerful but timed.
You want a father for your children but not with the one that bore the one you have.
You want a man that will be tolerant but stands his ground.
You want a man that is smart but not too smart.
You want a man to take control and listen to you on what you want to do.
You want it all but get bored with it after awhile.
You want… what?

If I offend I am sorry, but here is your chance to say the facts.

*act- monkey pulls up a chair

well i definately dont want a guy like this:

Ladies you want a man that at times can be a real jerk and at times loving



i dont like "jerks"..i like sensitive, sensual, sexy, caring, understanding, promising, romantic, and most of all..HONESTY!!!

oh and i dont like Ape's either....

i'd like too hear this one too !

hey, that's me

i want a man who wears a rugrats costume chucky and dances to snoop

What do monkeys know...

Aren't you the monkey from (I)Night of the Museum(I) who steals the keys and causes all kinds of havoc?

Hmm- I didn't know I would get to pick.

I would like smart, funny, decent, honest. A non-smoker, and non-drinker is preferred. Someone who likes to hike. Likes kids and small animals. Doesn't judge people. Oh, and not an A$$HOLE. That one is key.

i like men with a little bite to their attitude..if i wanted i wimp id marry a woman.

i'm gonna get me a date at the retirement home,all i've gotta do is offer some chocolate pudding and the women there will be puddy in my hands...

hmmm....lets start with:

1. You need to have a job which supports you and your bills
2. You need to have your own vehicle to get you to and from that job
3. You need to not live with your parents unless you are taking care of them
4. You need to be able to not lie
5. You cannot wear my clothes
6. You may not wet the bed because you drink so much you cant figure out you need to wake up and go to the bathroom....

Those are a nice start for me....

Woah... I don't know too many wimpie women!

Maybe!!!

adda girl!

All I've ever seen monkeys at the zoo do is wank off & play in poo

Thank you msTeddyBear

No the monkey in Night At The Museum was a Spider Monkey.Aaron is just your average Chimpanzee

but what about my needs!!
your input was welcome!!!
Thank you!!