Angelina desperately wanted a new red bike for her birthday. She knew that she had not been very good, messing up in school and talking back to her mother. So she went to her mother and asked her nicely for a new red bike. Her mom said maybe she should write a letter to God asking Him, so she sat down and wrote a letter. "Dear God, I have been very good this year and would like a new red bike...." and she crumpled up the letter and threw it away. She tried again "Dear God, I am trying to be good and think I deserve a new red bike..." She knew this wasn't true, crumpled up the letter and threw that one away. Angelina went downstairs and asked her mom if she could walk over to the church. Her mom was delighted, and thought maybe now Angelina would behave better. Angelina went over to the church, grabbed the statue of the Virgin Mary, tucked it into her coat and ran home and upstairs. She wrote a letter to God...
God,
I got yo mama. Hand over the red bike or she gets it.
From: you know who

that poor soul

deffinatly didn't see THAT one commin!

it was kinda funny though

very good....

nice

That little witch!!!