For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.


Men are like....

1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

3. Men are like .. Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

4. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

5.. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

6. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

7. Men are like ... Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.

8. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

9. Men are like. Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

10. Men are like. Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright

11. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Luv Yua Guys Really

And i wonder to myself..... Why is she alone......

you forgot one

men are like timebombs... they always go off just before you get the hell outta dodge (sorry if that wasnt funny. im drunk, i tried)

Yea I know --I know -- Men have delicate Egos--sorry



But yua gotta admit some of them are funny

well i thort it was funny...and hey been enough jokes on women in the posts lol especially if your blond

i resemble those remarks.........

hi you lol

good mornin deb.............

afternoon hun hope you have a great day

thank you.......you enjoy the day as well.........

I myself thought they were pretty funny. LMAO

Some are funny and some can go both ways.

lol cute..

The govt bond one was pretty funny!
I fear the list for women might be longer...
but hey, who am I.

yeh but we are keeping it a secret lol

uh huhh if the rest of the women do not spoil it for us! LOL.
Just teasing. I prefer to be agreeable to a man, NOT the contrary.