Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"

Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

Sell Girl Scout cookies.

On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

Shave.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When at your floor, strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

One word: Flatulence!

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

Meow occasionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Frown and mutter "Gotta go...Gotta go..." then sigh and say "Oops!"

Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.

Stare at a passenger and announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Burp, and then say "Mmmm... tasty!"

Leave a box between the doors.

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

Start a sing-along.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

Play the harmonica.

Shadow box.

Say "Ding!" at each floor.

Lean against the button panel.

Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and inform the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

Bring a chair along.

Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

Blow spit bubbles.

Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!

my daughter's fav thing to do is stare at someone at close range and with a straight face and big eyes say "hey..i got new socks" they dont know what to do and its histerical!

I have a bad habit of making action noises everywhere i go, although the "door opening" sound from Robocop is still my favorite

im going to have to try that some time.

stand with someone whos dressed in a suit,, holding a briefcase, let someone get on,, make em stand behind you, and have the other one start asking why did you do it this time,, say im sorry but it gets to me. have him ask what gets to you so bad to make you kill someone? say someone staring at the back of my head makes me crazy

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"


ahhhh yeah!!!

omg lmao

walk in short circles with one hand out, laugh persistinatley and say i missed.. my friend does this

it works really well, IF, when you exit the elevator you turn to the people in the elevator and say "Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening."

thats great

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"


I have done this and the 6 people that were there were trying to get as f ar away from me as they could lol

ok my fave....



Fart.

or how about this


Put you hand up to your mouth and ,


hmmmmppppphhhhhhhhh!!!


hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpppppppppphhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

or play simon says with yourself

that is fun lol

i know ive done it just for the gp's of it, and i like to mess with people

i like to get in to peoples head.


and then pop out and say Supplies !!!

who knows that joke????

say ...


did you here that?, and act concerned.