Topic: best pick up lines.....
skelley07's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:31 PM
I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

rara777's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:32 PM
Is that an ashtray in your pants? Or are you just glad to see me?

BigCurt_31's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:32 PM
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

skelley07's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:33 PM

flowerforyou i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you


hehe, beat me to this one by a minute, seems we think alike happy

JaceKnows's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:33 PM

Is that an ashtray in your pants? Or are you just glad to see me?



This is my retarded brother Rara. I'm sensitive. Will you sleep with me?

Wonderbread's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:33 PM
hey, i lost my dog, i think he wandered in that cheap motel room over there, can you give me a hand?

LostinLehi's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:34 PM
HEY, do you remember me? no... thats funny i was in your dreams lastnight

skelley07's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:35 PM
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Wonderbread's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:36 PM
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I`ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I`ll do it your way

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money

Your body`s name must be Visa, because it`s everywhere I want to be

BigCurt_31's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:36 PM
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

BigCurt_31's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:38 PM
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

LostinLehi's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:38 PM
hey lets box first one with 10 blows to the head wins

LostinLehi's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:41 PM
hey lets play pinichio.... i'll sit on your face and say lie baby lie

rara777's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:41 PM
Edited by rara777 on Mon 01/07/08 11:42 PM


Is that an ashtray in your pants? Or are you just glad to see me?



This is my retarded brother Rara. I'm sensitive. Will you sleep with me?


LMFAO laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Wanna play carnival? Sit on my face and I`ll guess your weight

BigCurt_31's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:42 PM
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

BigCurt_31's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:42 PM
Edited by BigCurt_31 on Mon 01/07/08 11:44 PM
oop's gone post crazy. Sorry! I am new to this forum and don't want to blow all my wad on first night.




BigCurt_31's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:43 PM
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

LostinLehi's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:44 PM
hey whats the fastest speed you can do during sex... 68.... cause at 69 you have to turn your ass around

Wonderbread's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:45 PM
Hey, how bout we do some 68, you can do me now, and I'll owe you one

BigCurt_31's photo
Mon 01/07/08 11:47 PM
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"