johnny and mack were out hunting one early morning, then suddenly mack had to poop...
mack runs behind some bushes, drops his drawers and does his job..little did he know he squatted beside a snake that was buried under the leaves.......the snake slithered his way to mack and bit mack on the penis.......mack screams out to johnny, i just got bit by a snake on my penis, get me help fast......
johnny gets on cell phone, calls the hospital, tells the doc what happened.......the doc told johnny to be patient.....all you have to do is suck out the poison quickly as possible then bring in your friend, we will do the rest.......johnny got off the phone, mack says what the doc tell ya? johnny replied: DOC SAYS YOU GONNA DIE!!!!!!!

very funny

Funny...lol...

funny