See ya TTO........

Dear Diary:

Is it spring yet????

Anyone up for a game of name that douche?

NOT IT! I was in the shower the whole time! BTW when you run out of soap, Head and Shoulders works pretty nicely

I wish....

Dear BD
I love having my winders open

Dear Catch..... what are winders??

Them thar winders?

I donno Cornholio.........??

DD
Soon it will be 5.... (in 2 hours....)

But I don't want to talk about my ex-husband!

Sorry, too easy.

Dear Diary;

I was going to make a quick supper, so I throw in a microwave dinner (a hungry man type) and after I hear the microwave beep I come back and the whole thing is soupy! I tried stirring it and it was no good, it was just so much grease in it. So I threw it away and tried another dinner (a banquet thing) and it had white gravy on the box, but when I open it it was brown! So I thought "it will prolly taste the same" so I turn it on, and when it was done I come back and it smells like rotten fish!

DAMN YOU MICROWAVE DINNER PEOPLE! *starving*

Poooooooooooooooooooooooooor.....cloudy...

Yes poor me, because i barely have any food, and the food I do have is either rotten fish or soupy BBQ ribs! So now I'm cooking the VERY last item of food I have beside a box of frosted mini wheats (and I don't even have milk!)

<<<<<<,doin hair.phase 2 goin RED!
fuji capesto my eyes are burnin.....
smelly stuff.....

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passes cloudy some stirfry an rice.......

Did JSH recently advertise for JERKS???? Jeeeezzzzzuuuuzzzz!

They come free as just part of the program.

WTF it must be jerk day today!!! For reals....

Just ignore them Fresh, it's not worth the effort.