Topic: Welcome to the USA
kojack's photo
Wed 01/16/08 08:50 AM
A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States .

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says , "No, I am from Africa!" puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!

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Wed 01/16/08 08:52 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh drinker

oooops, I'm not at work! huh

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Wed 01/16/08 08:54 AM
Well, Kojack, I think we are the only ones left? drinker

Gumbyvs's photo
Wed 01/16/08 08:55 AM
Man, I live in minneapolis, and that is so true!

franshade's photo
Wed 01/16/08 08:55 AM
ROFLMAOOOOOOO
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Staynalone's photo
Wed 01/16/08 09:00 AM
Almost true anywhere anymore.

soffit's photo
Wed 01/16/08 09:02 AM
laugh laugh drinker smokin explode

zman000081's photo
Wed 01/16/08 09:06 AM
laugh

Maizy's photo
Wed 01/16/08 09:28 AM
It does seem that way doesn't it! laugh