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Three guys are sitting in a bar talking about the dumb things their wives do.
The First guy says, You wont believe how dumb my wife is. The other day I came home from work and she told me she bought a dish washer. Hell we dont even have electricity! The second says, Oh thats nothin. I came home from work and my wife bought a jaccuzzi tub and we don't even have plumbing! The third guy looks up and says, You guys should be proud, you're wives could be brain surgeons compared to mine. I saw her purse sitting open on the counter the other night! So I looked inside and it was full of condoms and she doesn't even have a pe*is! 
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ha!!!!!
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i agree with the dumb wives part =)
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lol
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Heres one for ya.
A man walks into a pharmacy & wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him & asks him if he needs help. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls & a bag of string on the counter. She says, confused, “Sir I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?” He answers, “You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, & she came back with a tin of tobacco & some rolling papers, cause it’s sooo much cheaper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she”. |
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I don't get it...
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Heres one for ya. A man walks into a pharmacy & wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him & asks him if he needs help. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls & a bag of string on the counter. She says, confused, “Sir I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?” He answers, “You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, & she came back with a tin of tobacco & some rolling papers, cause it’s sooo much cheaper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she”. nice one |
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i wouldn't trade you for the world i swear it and how the colors coordinate with cloths from your manicured nails to your peticured toes
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Heres one for ya. A man walks into a pharmacy & wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him & asks him if he needs help. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls & a bag of string on the counter. She says, confused, “Sir I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?” He answers, “You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, & she came back with a tin of tobacco & some rolling papers, cause it’s sooo much cheaper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she”. that awesome |
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Evidently the wives aren't as dumb as the husbands are.
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