Topic: Who says Rednecks aren't real bright
thecoolyman's photo
Fri 01/18/08 12:01 PM

Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes, What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir"

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

They swore at Billy Bob and left.

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy."

otterman's photo
Fri 01/18/08 12:03 PM
laugh drinker good stuff buddy

gregory583's photo
Fri 01/18/08 12:07 PM
kewllaugh laugh laugh

Imherewithoutyou's photo
Fri 01/18/08 12:07 PM
laugh

StAnD_oUt's photo
Fri 01/18/08 12:07 PM
I'd say thats perty dang bright ya'll :wink:

katrina_4888's photo
Fri 01/18/08 12:12 PM
laugh that was cute.

thecoolyman's photo
Fri 01/18/08 12:13 PM
thanks everybody my pleasuelaugh
bigsmile Cooly

sexxyandsingle's photo
Fri 01/18/08 12:16 PM
laugh laugh

deltasissy's photo
Fri 01/18/08 12:19 PM
ha drinker

thecoolyman's photo
Fri 01/18/08 12:26 PM
thanks Deltaflowerforyou and sexxylaugh bigsmile
bigsmile Cooly

songstress1's photo
Fri 01/18/08 12:28 PM
those good ole boys are from my neck of the woods rofl!!!laugh bigsmile

thecoolyman's photo
Fri 01/18/08 12:32 PM
they do come up with a good one sometimeslaugh laugh
Thanks Songflowerforyou

Amberdee29045's photo
Fri 01/18/08 12:42 PM
hey,,,,,,,,,you stole my story!!!!!!!!!! just kiddin.......love it!

Dragoness's photo
Fri 01/18/08 12:47 PM
laugh laugh

thecoolyman's photo
Sat 01/19/08 01:00 PM
thanks dragon & Amberflowerforyou flowerforyou
Heck of an ideal, think i would've freakedlaugh

MidnightCowboy's photo
Sat 01/19/08 01:03 PM
Check the hunting club house in my pics....

Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes, What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir"

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

They swore at Billy Bob and left.

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy."


thecoolyman's photo
Sat 01/19/08 04:15 PM
Did ya need some wood chopped cowboylaugh
hmmm what was that number:wink: laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Sat 01/19/08 04:16 PM
Sounds like my neck of the woods!laugh laugh laugh laugh

blonderockermom's photo
Sat 01/19/08 04:18 PM
That's fricken hilarious!!! laugh laugh laugh drinker

thecoolyman's photo
Sat 01/19/08 04:18 PM
i'm tellin ya I live next door to themlaugh
Thanks polsonbigsmile